KNISHES

6.00 | a piece of dough stuffed with potato, onion and some other filling
Turnpike your knish! Garlic, parsley, & melted butter +.50

TRADITIONAL
Daily chalkboard Flavor
 

 

Bagels

1.25 | New York water bagels

GARLIC
CINNAMON RAISIN
FRENCH TOAST
OLD BAY & BLACK SESAME
Poppy
sesame
Marble Rye
Marble Rye Everything

egg
egg everything
PLAIN
ONION
WHEAT
WHEAT EVERYTHING
SALT
EVERything


cream cheese flavors: scallion | jalapeño | dill | veggie | pimento cheese |  maple-pecan
meaty choices: steak | pastrami | soprassata | turkey | ham | bacon | sausage | corned beef
cheesy choices: cheddar | swiss | american | manchego | fresh mozzarella 

double meat +3.50
double egg +2.00
double cheese +1.50 (except mozzarella +2)


 

bagels on the go

Baker’s Dozen Bagels 15.00
Plain Cream Cheese ½ lb 4.75
Flavored Cream Cheese ½ lb 6.00
1/2 lb lox or gravlax 12.95
1 lb lox or gravlax 21.95

breakfast bagel sandwiches

bagel w/butter 3.00
bagel w/cream cheese 4.00
bagel w/flavored cream cheese 4.75
egg 4.00
egg & cheese 5.50
egg, cheese & meat 7.25 (Skip the cheese $6.25)
                                            

 

 

signature breakfast bagels

 

b’s knees
turnpiked turkey, scrambled egg, ‘murica cheese, bacon, deli mustard and lettuce 9.75

breakfast bandit
fried egg, pulled pork, pickled peppers, avocado, manchego cheese, sliced avocado 10.75

the kinky friedman
two fried eggs, boracho beans, avocado, cheddar cheese & tomato salsa 10.00

in your FACE!
a sunny-side up egg, mixtress-made pesto, fresh mozzarella, sopressata 10.00

the body count
ham, sausage, bacon, scrambled egg, american cheese, apricot jelly 12.75

 

all day bagel sandwiches

Your choice of bagel

Lock up your sandwich and make it a SLAMMER!
Get your sandwich on a knish.
+3.50

Gluten Free? Anti-Carb? 
Stuff any of your sandwiches into an entire avocado instead of a bagel
+4.00

ADD ONS

sliced avocado 2.50
fresh cucumber .50
pickled peppers .50
pickled onion .50
lettuce .50
tomato 1.00
apricot jam 1.00
pesto 1.00
maple syrup 1.00
cheese 1.00
bacon 2.50
double egg  2.00 or cheese 1.50
double meat 3.50

the original cream cheese, capers, red onions, fresh lox 11.25
the original sinner add bacon 12.75
the alternative the original with house-made gin & tonic gravlax instead of lox 11.25

the original on a platter fresh lox, lettuce, tomato, red onion, capers, lemon, plain cream cheese w/ your choice of bagel on the side 14.40

the bayside rabbi
house-made gin & tonic gravlax, dill cream cheese, served on an old bay bagel 11.25

the mountain shiksa
fresh lox, maple-pecan cream cheese, & bacon served on an egg bagel 12.75

hey y'all...its a BLT
pimento cream cheese (roasted peppers, cheddar cheese, spices) bacon, lettuce & tomato 10.25  

the 2nd coming of cheesus
inside-out super grilled cheese with cheddar, swiss, & manchego on an everything bagel 7.00
add bacon or avocado +2.50
add tomato +1.00

goodfeathers
turkey, bacon, mixtress-made pesto, mozzarella & tomato 9.50

red, white and green 
pizza bagel with fresh basil, mozzarella & Busty Bastard's tomato sauce (handed down through generations of bastards from the old world to new) 6.50

the bombay club
curry chicken salad (madras curry, corriander, cayenne and celery), lettuce, red onion and tomato 9.50
add bacon +2.50

the well dressed reuben
your choice of meat, topped with turnpike, sauerkraut, Swiss & Russian dressing served on a marble rye bagel
pastrami 1/4# 10.00 1/2# 18.00
corned beef 1/4# 10.50 1/2# 19.00
half and half 1/4# 10.25 1/2# 18.50

the south philly
griddle double steak, extra American cheese, caramelized onions, lettuce & mayo
1/4# steak 12.00
1/2# steak 19.00
add bacon 2.50

the bandito
carnitas-style pulled pork, pickled peppers, avocado, manchego cheese 9.00

the green piece
veggie cream cheese, LTO, cucumber, avocado 8.00 add bacon 2.50

rude socialist
strips of bacon, maple-pecan cream cheese 6.75

rude girl
strips of bacon, jalapeño cream cheese 6.50

rude boy
strips of bacon, scallion cream cheese 6.50

left turn at Albuquerque
marinated chicken breast, red onion, lettuce, tomato, mayo and melted American cheese 10.00

 

snacks

nachos borrachos
bagel chips with carnitas, borracho beans, cheddar cheese, picked cherry peppers and avocado w/ cilantro and lime crema 9.00
add bacon +2.50

 

matzoh baller 
lemon-scented chicken stock with duck fat matzoh balls 6.00
quart to-go 11.00